coconut flour + vanilla protein powder + almond flour + salt + baking soda + coconut oil + truvia + applesauce + vanilla exract + gluten-free rolled oats + shredded coconut + chocolate chips = chocolate chip coconut cookies.

mother.
fucking.
heaven.

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coconut flour + vanilla protein powder + almond flour + salt + baking soda + coconut oil + truvia + applesauce + vanilla exract + gluten-free rolled oats + shredded coconut + chocolate chips = chocolate chip coconut cookies.

mother.

fucking.

heaven.

recipe at quiche-a-week!

Eggs + Egg Whites + Almond Milk + Cottage Cheese + Laughing Cow Herb and Garlic Wedges + Hot Sauce + Collard Greens + Spinach + Edamame + Eggplant + Artichoke Hearts + Sweet Peppers + Seitan + Mozzarella + Basil + Paprika + Cumin + Garlic = A Thing of Vegetarian Beauty.
Add it with a half of a serving or so of vegetable + seitan pie, some sweet peppers, and a dab of bbq sauce and you have yourself a lunch of epic proportions…portion controlled.
370 calories / 25g carbs / 12g fat / 38g protein / 7g fiber / 13g sugarI’m in a giving mood. You want some epic quiche recipe? Have some epic quiche recipe…Take 
1 tsp canola oil
 2 1/2 cups of collard greens, chopped
9 oz steamed spinach from one of those ready-to-steam bags
1/2 cup edamame
125g lightly sauteed eggplant slices, broken into pieces
1 whole package seitan (8oz)
4 cloves garlic, minced
some shakes of hot sauce
2 eggs
3 egg whites
1/2 cup of milk of your choice (I had almond milk)
1/4 cup 2% cottage cheese
2 laughing cow cheese wedges of your liking
1 tsp paprika, split into two 1/2 tsps
1 tsp cumin , split into two 1/2 tsps
a bunch of basil
3 oz mozzarella, pulled apart
3 artichoke hearts, quartered
1/3 cup peppadew sweet peppers, halved
Do
Preheat the oven to 375. Spray of 9” pie pan with cooking spray.Lightly saute the collard greens with the tsp of oil. Once it’s wilting, add the spinach. Add the garlic. Cook until fragrant and the spinach is incorporated. Add the edamame and eggplant. Cook for a bit. Add the seitan. Throw in the 1/2 tsp of paprika and 1/2 tsp of cumin and the hot sauce and toss a little to mix it all in. Cook a little more until things look like they like each other a little more. Set aside.
Whisk the eggs, egg whites, and milk in a large bowl. Add the cottage cheese and whisk some more. Add the laughing cow wedges and whisk or use a fork to break it up a little in there. Add remaining paprika and cumin. Maybe some pepper too. I like pepper. Put some roughly chopped basil in there too.
Pour the veggies/seitan mix into the egg mix and stir around until fully mixed together. Pour into the pie pan, making sure stuff is distributed evenly. Top with mozzarella, more basil, artichoke hearts, and sweet peppers.
Bake for at least 45 minutes - it’s full of so much stuff that it takes a bit longer to set than you’d think. But keep checking, and remove with the center of the quiche is set. Cool. Eat.
1/6th slice = 209 calories / 12g carbs / 7g fat / 23g protein / 5g fiber / 5g sugar

Eggs + Egg Whites + Almond Milk + Cottage Cheese + Laughing Cow Herb and Garlic Wedges + Hot Sauce + Collard Greens + Spinach + Edamame + Eggplant + Artichoke Hearts + Sweet Peppers + Seitan + Mozzarella + Basil + Paprika + Cumin + Garlic = A Thing of Vegetarian Beauty.

Add it with a half of a serving or so of vegetable + seitan pie, some sweet peppers, and a dab of bbq sauce and you have yourself a lunch of epic proportions…portion controlled.

370 calories / 25g carbs / 12g fat / 38g protein / 7g fiber / 13g sugar

I’m in a giving mood. You want some epic quiche recipe? Have some epic quiche recipe…

Take 
  • 1 tsp canola oil
  •  2 1/2 cups of collard greens, chopped
  • 9 oz steamed spinach from one of those ready-to-steam bags
  • 1/2 cup edamame
  • 125g lightly sauteed eggplant slices, broken into pieces
  • 1 whole package seitan (8oz)
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced
  • some shakes of hot sauce
  • 2 eggs
  • 3 egg whites
  • 1/2 cup of milk of your choice (I had almond milk)
  • 1/4 cup 2% cottage cheese
  • 2 laughing cow cheese wedges of your liking
  • 1 tsp paprika, split into two 1/2 tsps
  • 1 tsp cumin , split into two 1/2 tsps
  • a bunch of basil
  • 3 oz mozzarella, pulled apart
  • 3 artichoke hearts, quartered
  • 1/3 cup peppadew sweet peppers, halved

Do


Preheat the oven to 375. Spray of 9” pie pan with cooking spray.
Lightly saute the collard greens with the tsp of oil. Once it’s wilting, add the spinach. Add the garlic. Cook until fragrant and the spinach is incorporated. Add the edamame and eggplant. Cook for a bit. Add the seitan. Throw in the 1/2 tsp of paprika and 1/2 tsp of cumin and the hot sauce and toss a little to mix it all in. Cook a little more until things look like they like each other a little more. Set aside.

Whisk the eggs, egg whites, and milk in a large bowl. Add the cottage cheese and whisk some more. Add the laughing cow wedges and whisk or use a fork to break it up a little in there. Add remaining paprika and cumin. Maybe some pepper too. I like pepper. Put some roughly chopped basil in there too.

Pour the veggies/seitan mix into the egg mix and stir around until fully mixed together. Pour into the pie pan, making sure stuff is distributed evenly. Top with mozzarella, more basil, artichoke hearts, and sweet peppers.

Bake for at least 45 minutes - it’s full of so much stuff that it takes a bit longer to set than you’d think. But keep checking, and remove with the center of the quiche is set. Cool. Eat.

1/6th slice = 209 calories / 12g carbs / 7g fat / 23g protein / 5g fiber / 5g sugar

(Zucchini + Tomatoes + Kalamata Olives + Gruyere + Seitan + Basil + Parmesan + Garlic) x 2 = Completely Ridiculous Seiten and Veggie Savory Layer Cake.
per 1/6th slice186 calories8g carbs8g fat22g protein2g fiber3g sugar
My goodness, this is a beast. It turns out once you understand what makes up good, healthy ingredients, you can just keep on piling that shit in without a care in the world. I think this may be the start of a layered pie trend in my life. This was adapted from Vegetarian Times to make more meal-like for myself.

(Zucchini + Tomatoes + Kalamata Olives + Gruyere + Seitan + Basil + Parmesan + Garlic) x 2 = Completely Ridiculous Seiten and Veggie Savory Layer Cake.

per 1/6th slice
186 calories
8g carbs
8g fat
22g protein
2g fiber
3g sugar

My goodness, this is a beast. It turns out once you understand what makes up good, healthy ingredients, you can just keep on piling that shit in without a care in the world. I think this may be the start of a layered pie trend in my life. This was adapted from Vegetarian Times to make more meal-like for myself.

Tofu + Soy Milk + Egg Whites + Wheat Germ + Parmesan + Paprika + Garlic Powder + Onion Powder + Oregano + Black Pepper = Spicy Tofu Nuggets.

nutrition per nugget35 calories3g carbs1g fat3g protein1g fiber1g sugar
I. Am. In. Love. These are so spicy and so yummy. Check out my recipe and make them for yourself and don’t let anyone else have any of them ever. 

Tofu + Soy Milk + Egg Whites + Wheat Germ + Parmesan + Paprika + Garlic Powder + Onion Powder + Oregano + Black Pepper = Spicy Tofu Nuggets.

nutrition per nugget
35 calories
3g carbs
1g fat
3g protein
1g fiber
1g sugar

I. Am. In. Love. These are so spicy and so yummy. Check out my recipe and make them for yourself and don’t let anyone else have any of them ever.
 

Zucchini + Seitan + Shiitake Mushrooms + Tomatoes + Shallots + Eggs + Egg Whites + Soy Milk + Gruyere + Swiss + Goat Cheese + Paprika = Quiche of the Century.
per slice187 calories10g carbs8g fat20g protein3g fiber2g sugar

I think I’m in love. I had to make arrows to fully glorify this slice of awesome. Had to. Couldn’t help it. I am the Quiche Queen. The title earns only slightly less respect than a Rodeo Queen.

Zucchini + Seitan + Shiitake Mushrooms + Tomatoes + Shallots + Eggs + Egg Whites + Soy Milk + Gruyere + Swiss + Goat Cheese + Paprika = Quiche of the Century.

per slice
187 calories
10g carbs
8g fat
20g protein
3g fiber
2g sugar


I think I’m in love. I had to make arrows to fully glorify this slice of awesome. Had to. Couldn’t help it. I am the Quiche Queen. The title earns only slightly less respect than a Rodeo Queen.

Seitan + Zucchini + Shiitake Mushrooms + Shallots + Tomatoes + Goat Cheese + Gruyere + Swiss + Eggs + Egg Whites + Soy Milk + Paprika = Quiche of the Week.

per slice187 calories10g carbs8g fat20g protein3g fiber2g sugar

My body does not like real onions. I like them. But getting dizzy and short of breath wins that fight. For some reason I can typically stomach shallots and green onions. Welcome to my quiche, shallots. And you other new comers too. Get comfortable. I’m going to eat you.

Seitan + Zucchini + Shiitake Mushrooms + Shallots + Tomatoes + Goat Cheese + Gruyere + Swiss + Eggs + Egg Whites + Soy Milk + Paprika = Quiche of the Week.

per slice
187 calories
10g carbs
8g fat
20g protein
3g fiber
2g sugar

My body does not like real onions. I like them. But getting dizzy and short of breath wins that fight. For some reason I can typically stomach shallots and green onions. Welcome to my quiche, shallots. And you other new comers too. Get comfortable. I’m going to eat you.

Cream Cheese + Tofu + Truvia + Egg + Egg Whites + Sour Cream + Vanilla + Orange + Ginger / Wheat Germ = Orange Ginger Cheesecake Muffins.

A variation from yesterday. Yummier. And 46 calories a baby muffin. Check out the recipe over here.

Cream Cheese + Tofu + Truvia + Egg + Egg Whites + Sour Cream + Vanilla + Orange + Ginger / Wheat Germ = Orange Ginger Cheesecake Muffins.

A variation from yesterday. Yummier. And 46 calories a baby muffin. Check out the recipe over here.

(Shiitake/Oyster/Baby Bella Mushrooms + Seitan + Eggs + Egg Whites + Gruyere + Swiss + Dijon + Cumin = Mushroom Seitan Quiche) + (Cauliflower + Lemon Juice + Dijon + Red Peppers +  Garlic + Parmesan = Marinated Cauliflower Salad.) + Goat Cheese = Lunch.
For the whole plate:287 calories16g carbs12g fat31g protein3g fiber4g sugar
Stop it. Just stop it. You taste so good in my mouth.
Adapted to make more me-friendly from Vegetarian Times x2.

(Shiitake/Oyster/Baby Bella Mushrooms + Seitan + Eggs + Egg Whites + Gruyere + Swiss + Dijon + Cumin = Mushroom Seitan Quiche) (Cauliflower + Lemon Juice + Dijon + Red Peppers +  Garlic + Parmesan = Marinated Cauliflower Salad.) + Goat Cheese = Lunch.

For the whole plate:
287 calories
16g carbs
12g fat
31g protein
3g fiber
4g sugar

Stop it. Just stop it. You taste so good in my mouth.

Adapted to make more me-friendly from Vegetarian Times x2.

Egg Whites + Almonds + Truvia + Orange Extract + Chocolate = Passover Torte Re-Investigated.

I wanted to revisit this last one real quick. Turned out to be less bad for me than I even thought. 1/2” slices was a perfect size, and I realized I overestimated the exterior almonds. Oh and it tastes really, really good. That’s all.

New Nutrition Facts per 1/2” slice:193 calories24g carbs12g fat5g protein2g fiber14g sugar See my ever so slight adaptions here. 

Egg Whites + Almonds + Truvia + Orange Extract + Chocolate = Passover Torte Re-Investigated.


I wanted to revisit this last one real quick. Turned out to be less bad for me than I even thought. 1/2” slices was a perfect size, and I realized I overestimated the exterior almonds. Oh and it tastes really, really good. That’s all.


New Nutrition Facts per 1/2” slice:
193 calories
24g carbs
12g fat
5g protein
2g fiber
14g sugar 

See my ever so slight adaptions here.