All theses things + Flax Powder + Miso Paste + Hummus + Garlic + Spices = Vegan Bean and Veggie Burgers.

See the recipe at quiche-a-week and join the many vegan and vegetarians I already offend with sarcasm! Or, you know, have a sense of humor :)

All theses things + Flax Powder + Miso Paste + Hummus + Garlic + Spices = Vegan Bean and Veggie Burgers.

See the recipe at quiche-a-week and join the many vegan and vegetarians I already offend with sarcasm! Or, you know, have a sense of humor :)

Pine Nuts + Lemon Juice + Nutritional Yeast + Salt + Spinach + Pasta Sauce + Wonton Wrappers = Super Easy Vegan Lasagna
I can’t get over how stupid good this is.
Full recipe and nutrition information can be found over on Quiche-a-Week.

Pine Nuts + Lemon Juice + Nutritional Yeast + Salt + Spinach + Pasta Sauce + Wonton Wrappers = Super Easy Vegan Lasagna

I can’t get over how stupid good this is.

Full recipe and nutrition information can be found over on Quiche-a-Week.

Eggs + Egg Whites + Almond Milk + Cottage Cheese + Laughing Cow Herb and Garlic Wedges + Hot Sauce + Collard Greens + Spinach + Edamame + Eggplant + Artichoke Hearts + Sweet Peppers + Seitan + Mozzarella + Basil + Paprika + Cumin + Garlic = A Thing of Vegetarian Beauty.
Add it with a half of a serving or so of vegetable + seitan pie, some sweet peppers, and a dab of bbq sauce and you have yourself a lunch of epic proportions…portion controlled.
370 calories / 25g carbs / 12g fat / 38g protein / 7g fiber / 13g sugarI’m in a giving mood. You want some epic quiche recipe? Have some epic quiche recipe…Take 
1 tsp canola oil
 2 1/2 cups of collard greens, chopped
9 oz steamed spinach from one of those ready-to-steam bags
1/2 cup edamame
125g lightly sauteed eggplant slices, broken into pieces
1 whole package seitan (8oz)
4 cloves garlic, minced
some shakes of hot sauce
2 eggs
3 egg whites
1/2 cup of milk of your choice (I had almond milk)
1/4 cup 2% cottage cheese
2 laughing cow cheese wedges of your liking
1 tsp paprika, split into two 1/2 tsps
1 tsp cumin , split into two 1/2 tsps
a bunch of basil
3 oz mozzarella, pulled apart
3 artichoke hearts, quartered
1/3 cup peppadew sweet peppers, halved
Do
Preheat the oven to 375. Spray of 9” pie pan with cooking spray.Lightly saute the collard greens with the tsp of oil. Once it’s wilting, add the spinach. Add the garlic. Cook until fragrant and the spinach is incorporated. Add the edamame and eggplant. Cook for a bit. Add the seitan. Throw in the 1/2 tsp of paprika and 1/2 tsp of cumin and the hot sauce and toss a little to mix it all in. Cook a little more until things look like they like each other a little more. Set aside.
Whisk the eggs, egg whites, and milk in a large bowl. Add the cottage cheese and whisk some more. Add the laughing cow wedges and whisk or use a fork to break it up a little in there. Add remaining paprika and cumin. Maybe some pepper too. I like pepper. Put some roughly chopped basil in there too.
Pour the veggies/seitan mix into the egg mix and stir around until fully mixed together. Pour into the pie pan, making sure stuff is distributed evenly. Top with mozzarella, more basil, artichoke hearts, and sweet peppers.
Bake for at least 45 minutes - it’s full of so much stuff that it takes a bit longer to set than you’d think. But keep checking, and remove with the center of the quiche is set. Cool. Eat.
1/6th slice = 209 calories / 12g carbs / 7g fat / 23g protein / 5g fiber / 5g sugar

Eggs + Egg Whites + Almond Milk + Cottage Cheese + Laughing Cow Herb and Garlic Wedges + Hot Sauce + Collard Greens + Spinach + Edamame + Eggplant + Artichoke Hearts + Sweet Peppers + Seitan + Mozzarella + Basil + Paprika + Cumin + Garlic = A Thing of Vegetarian Beauty.

Add it with a half of a serving or so of vegetable + seitan pie, some sweet peppers, and a dab of bbq sauce and you have yourself a lunch of epic proportions…portion controlled.

370 calories / 25g carbs / 12g fat / 38g protein / 7g fiber / 13g sugar

I’m in a giving mood. You want some epic quiche recipe? Have some epic quiche recipe…

Take 
  • 1 tsp canola oil
  •  2 1/2 cups of collard greens, chopped
  • 9 oz steamed spinach from one of those ready-to-steam bags
  • 1/2 cup edamame
  • 125g lightly sauteed eggplant slices, broken into pieces
  • 1 whole package seitan (8oz)
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced
  • some shakes of hot sauce
  • 2 eggs
  • 3 egg whites
  • 1/2 cup of milk of your choice (I had almond milk)
  • 1/4 cup 2% cottage cheese
  • 2 laughing cow cheese wedges of your liking
  • 1 tsp paprika, split into two 1/2 tsps
  • 1 tsp cumin , split into two 1/2 tsps
  • a bunch of basil
  • 3 oz mozzarella, pulled apart
  • 3 artichoke hearts, quartered
  • 1/3 cup peppadew sweet peppers, halved

Do


Preheat the oven to 375. Spray of 9” pie pan with cooking spray.
Lightly saute the collard greens with the tsp of oil. Once it’s wilting, add the spinach. Add the garlic. Cook until fragrant and the spinach is incorporated. Add the edamame and eggplant. Cook for a bit. Add the seitan. Throw in the 1/2 tsp of paprika and 1/2 tsp of cumin and the hot sauce and toss a little to mix it all in. Cook a little more until things look like they like each other a little more. Set aside.

Whisk the eggs, egg whites, and milk in a large bowl. Add the cottage cheese and whisk some more. Add the laughing cow wedges and whisk or use a fork to break it up a little in there. Add remaining paprika and cumin. Maybe some pepper too. I like pepper. Put some roughly chopped basil in there too.

Pour the veggies/seitan mix into the egg mix and stir around until fully mixed together. Pour into the pie pan, making sure stuff is distributed evenly. Top with mozzarella, more basil, artichoke hearts, and sweet peppers.

Bake for at least 45 minutes - it’s full of so much stuff that it takes a bit longer to set than you’d think. But keep checking, and remove with the center of the quiche is set. Cool. Eat.

1/6th slice = 209 calories / 12g carbs / 7g fat / 23g protein / 5g fiber / 5g sugar

Almost-Unrecognizable-as-Quiche Quiche.
6 servings
per slice*226 calories16g carbs6g fat27g protein5g fiber2g sugar
wow. this quiche is a monster. I had to toss another egg white in at the end because there was just so much stuff going on in there. It tastes insanely good. Basically all the grams of carbs are from happy places (vegetables) and the protein from even happier places (seitan, ground veggie protein crumbles, cheese, and eggs). Half a slice is almost enough to satisfy!

*shown above is only half a slice

Almost-Unrecognizable-as-Quiche Quiche.

6 servings

per slice*
226 calories
16g carbs
6g fat
27g protein
5g fiber
2g sugar

wow. this quiche is a monster. I had to toss another egg white in at the end because there was just so much stuff going on in there. It tastes insanely good. Basically all the grams of carbs are from happy places (vegetables) and the protein from even happier places (seitan, ground veggie protein crumbles, cheese, and eggs). Half a slice is almost enough to satisfy!

*shown above is only half a slice

Seitan + Shiitake Mushrooms + Roasted Asparagus + Spinach + Gruyere + Swiss + Eggs + Egg Whites + Basil = Extreme Quiche.
Per Slice:213 cals11g carbs9g fat23g protein4g fiber2g sugar
A Girl and Her Quiches: A Love Story.
Oh man. Oh man, oh man. I took this quiche to a whole new level. It’s insanely good and stupid filling. Happy girl. 

Seitan + Shiitake Mushrooms + Roasted Asparagus + Spinach + Gruyere + Swiss + Eggs + Egg Whites + Basil = Extreme Quiche.

Per Slice:
213 cals
11g carbs
9g fat
23g protein
4g fiber
2g sugar

A Girl and Her Quiches: A Love Story.

Oh man. Oh man, oh man. I took this quiche to a whole new level. It’s insanely good and stupid filling. Happy girl. 

Haricots Verts + Seitan + Hoisin Sauce + Veggies + Seitan Quiche = Dinner.
Seitan improves everything. Even really good quiche.

Per Plate:340 Calories27g Carbs9g Fat38g Protein6g Fiber7g Sugar
Greens and Hoisin dish adapted from Vegetarian Times to make more me-friendly. 

Haricots Verts + Seitan + Hoisin Sauce + Veggies + Seitan Quiche = Dinner.

Seitan improves everything. Even really good quiche.

Per Plate:
340 Calories
27g Carbs
9g Fat
38g Protein
6g Fiber
7g Sugar

Greens and Hoisin dish adapted from Vegetarian Times to make more me-friendly.