Egg Whites + Gouda + Basil + Egg = Eggception…The Fried Egg within an Omelet.
235 calories1g carb12g fat27g protein0g fiber0g sugar 
Mind blowing. Well, okay, it’s pretty tasty, is what I’m getting at.

Egg Whites + Gouda + Basil + Egg = Eggception…The Fried Egg within an Omelet.

235 calories
1g carb
12g fat
27g protein
0g fiber
0g sugar 

Mind blowing. Well, okay, it’s pretty tasty, is what I’m getting at.

Edamame + Black Lentils + Eggs + Egg Whites + Salt + Red Pepper Flakes + Onion Powder + Garlic Powder + Ground Flaxseed + Brown Rice Bread Crumbs + Nutritional Yeast + Panko = Ridiculously Tasty Homemade Veggie Burger.
Ridiculously Tasty Homemade Veggie Burger - Eggs - Egg Whites + Flaxseed Meal “Eggs” = Vegan Edamame Black Lentil Veggie Burger.
Per Burger:207 calories24g carbs5g fat16g protein10g fiber1g sugarOhhh man these are good. I tweaked my recipe to lower the carb count and raise the protein a bit. The high fiber levels are just an added bonus. And baking the burgers instead of pan frying is not only healthier, but gives them a great burger-y texture. Try the vegan version with 12 tbls flaxseed meal mixed with 4 tbls water instead of eggs and tell me how it goes.
Find my recipe, do my recipe, eat some burgers. 

Edamame + Black Lentils + Eggs + Egg Whites + Salt + Red Pepper Flakes + Onion Powder + Garlic Powder + Ground Flaxseed + Brown Rice Bread Crumbs + Nutritional Yeast + Panko = Ridiculously Tasty Homemade Veggie Burger.

Ridiculously Tasty Homemade Veggie Burger - Eggs - Egg Whites + Flaxseed Meal “Eggs” = Vegan Edamame Black Lentil Veggie Burger.

Per Burger:
207 calories
24g carbs
5g fat
16g protein
10g fiber
1g sugar

Ohhh man these are good. I tweaked my recipe to lower the carb count and raise the protein a bit. The high fiber levels are just an added bonus. And baking the burgers instead of pan frying is not only healthier, but gives them a great burger-y texture. Try the vegan version with 12 tbls flaxseed meal mixed with 4 tbls water instead of eggs and tell me how it goes.

Find my recipe, do my recipe, eat some burgers. 

Chicken-less Strips + Tender Cactus + Corn + Salsa + Chiles in Adobo + Diced Tomatoes + Nutritional Yeast + Cheese + Eggs + Egg Whites + Almond Milk + Paprika + Chile Powder + Cottage Cheese + Jalapenos = Tex-Mex Quiche.
per slice:201 calories9g carbs7g fat24g protein3g fiber5g sugar 
Another week, another quiche. Each one tastier than the last. Click the photo or click here to find my recipe.

Chicken-less Strips + Tender Cactus + Corn + Salsa + Chiles in Adobo + Diced Tomatoes + Nutritional Yeast + Cheese + Eggs + Egg Whites + Almond Milk + Paprika + Chile Powder + Cottage Cheese + Jalapenos = Tex-Mex Quiche.

per slice:
201 calories
9g carbs
7g fat
24g protein
3g fiber
5g sugar 

Another week, another quiche. Each one tastier than the last. Click the photo or click here to find my recipe.

Eggs + Egg Whites + Almond Milk + Cottage Cheese + Laughing Cow Herb and Garlic Wedges + Hot Sauce + Collard Greens + Spinach + Edamame + Eggplant + Artichoke Hearts + Sweet Peppers + Seitan + Mozzarella + Basil + Paprika + Cumin + Garlic = A Thing of Vegetarian Beauty.
Add it with a half of a serving or so of vegetable + seitan pie, some sweet peppers, and a dab of bbq sauce and you have yourself a lunch of epic proportions…portion controlled.
370 calories / 25g carbs / 12g fat / 38g protein / 7g fiber / 13g sugarI’m in a giving mood. You want some epic quiche recipe? Have some epic quiche recipe…Take 
1 tsp canola oil
 2 1/2 cups of collard greens, chopped
9 oz steamed spinach from one of those ready-to-steam bags
1/2 cup edamame
125g lightly sauteed eggplant slices, broken into pieces
1 whole package seitan (8oz)
4 cloves garlic, minced
some shakes of hot sauce
2 eggs
3 egg whites
1/2 cup of milk of your choice (I had almond milk)
1/4 cup 2% cottage cheese
2 laughing cow cheese wedges of your liking
1 tsp paprika, split into two 1/2 tsps
1 tsp cumin , split into two 1/2 tsps
a bunch of basil
3 oz mozzarella, pulled apart
3 artichoke hearts, quartered
1/3 cup peppadew sweet peppers, halved
Do
Preheat the oven to 375. Spray of 9” pie pan with cooking spray.Lightly saute the collard greens with the tsp of oil. Once it’s wilting, add the spinach. Add the garlic. Cook until fragrant and the spinach is incorporated. Add the edamame and eggplant. Cook for a bit. Add the seitan. Throw in the 1/2 tsp of paprika and 1/2 tsp of cumin and the hot sauce and toss a little to mix it all in. Cook a little more until things look like they like each other a little more. Set aside.
Whisk the eggs, egg whites, and milk in a large bowl. Add the cottage cheese and whisk some more. Add the laughing cow wedges and whisk or use a fork to break it up a little in there. Add remaining paprika and cumin. Maybe some pepper too. I like pepper. Put some roughly chopped basil in there too.
Pour the veggies/seitan mix into the egg mix and stir around until fully mixed together. Pour into the pie pan, making sure stuff is distributed evenly. Top with mozzarella, more basil, artichoke hearts, and sweet peppers.
Bake for at least 45 minutes - it’s full of so much stuff that it takes a bit longer to set than you’d think. But keep checking, and remove with the center of the quiche is set. Cool. Eat.
1/6th slice = 209 calories / 12g carbs / 7g fat / 23g protein / 5g fiber / 5g sugar

Eggs + Egg Whites + Almond Milk + Cottage Cheese + Laughing Cow Herb and Garlic Wedges + Hot Sauce + Collard Greens + Spinach + Edamame + Eggplant + Artichoke Hearts + Sweet Peppers + Seitan + Mozzarella + Basil + Paprika + Cumin + Garlic = A Thing of Vegetarian Beauty.

Add it with a half of a serving or so of vegetable + seitan pie, some sweet peppers, and a dab of bbq sauce and you have yourself a lunch of epic proportions…portion controlled.

370 calories / 25g carbs / 12g fat / 38g protein / 7g fiber / 13g sugar

I’m in a giving mood. You want some epic quiche recipe? Have some epic quiche recipe…

Take 
  • 1 tsp canola oil
  •  2 1/2 cups of collard greens, chopped
  • 9 oz steamed spinach from one of those ready-to-steam bags
  • 1/2 cup edamame
  • 125g lightly sauteed eggplant slices, broken into pieces
  • 1 whole package seitan (8oz)
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced
  • some shakes of hot sauce
  • 2 eggs
  • 3 egg whites
  • 1/2 cup of milk of your choice (I had almond milk)
  • 1/4 cup 2% cottage cheese
  • 2 laughing cow cheese wedges of your liking
  • 1 tsp paprika, split into two 1/2 tsps
  • 1 tsp cumin , split into two 1/2 tsps
  • a bunch of basil
  • 3 oz mozzarella, pulled apart
  • 3 artichoke hearts, quartered
  • 1/3 cup peppadew sweet peppers, halved

Do


Preheat the oven to 375. Spray of 9” pie pan with cooking spray.
Lightly saute the collard greens with the tsp of oil. Once it’s wilting, add the spinach. Add the garlic. Cook until fragrant and the spinach is incorporated. Add the edamame and eggplant. Cook for a bit. Add the seitan. Throw in the 1/2 tsp of paprika and 1/2 tsp of cumin and the hot sauce and toss a little to mix it all in. Cook a little more until things look like they like each other a little more. Set aside.

Whisk the eggs, egg whites, and milk in a large bowl. Add the cottage cheese and whisk some more. Add the laughing cow wedges and whisk or use a fork to break it up a little in there. Add remaining paprika and cumin. Maybe some pepper too. I like pepper. Put some roughly chopped basil in there too.

Pour the veggies/seitan mix into the egg mix and stir around until fully mixed together. Pour into the pie pan, making sure stuff is distributed evenly. Top with mozzarella, more basil, artichoke hearts, and sweet peppers.

Bake for at least 45 minutes - it’s full of so much stuff that it takes a bit longer to set than you’d think. But keep checking, and remove with the center of the quiche is set. Cool. Eat.

1/6th slice = 209 calories / 12g carbs / 7g fat / 23g protein / 5g fiber / 5g sugar

Sometimes I can’t sleep. Luckily I have protein stuffed pies to play with. 
1 slice = 209 calories / 12g carbs / 7g fat / 23g protein / 5g fiber / 5g sugar

Sometimes I can’t sleep. Luckily I have protein stuffed pies to play with.

1 slice = 209 calories / 12g carbs / 7g fat / 23g protein / 5g fiber / 5g sugar

Almost-Unrecognizable-as-Quiche Quiche.
6 servings
per slice*226 calories16g carbs6g fat27g protein5g fiber2g sugar
wow. this quiche is a monster. I had to toss another egg white in at the end because there was just so much stuff going on in there. It tastes insanely good. Basically all the grams of carbs are from happy places (vegetables) and the protein from even happier places (seitan, ground veggie protein crumbles, cheese, and eggs). Half a slice is almost enough to satisfy!

*shown above is only half a slice

Almost-Unrecognizable-as-Quiche Quiche.

6 servings

per slice*
226 calories
16g carbs
6g fat
27g protein
5g fiber
2g sugar

wow. this quiche is a monster. I had to toss another egg white in at the end because there was just so much stuff going on in there. It tastes insanely good. Basically all the grams of carbs are from happy places (vegetables) and the protein from even happier places (seitan, ground veggie protein crumbles, cheese, and eggs). Half a slice is almost enough to satisfy!

*shown above is only half a slice

Zucchini + Seitan + Shiitake Mushrooms + Tomatoes + Shallots + Eggs + Egg Whites + Soy Milk + Gruyere + Swiss + Goat Cheese + Paprika = Quiche of the Century.
per slice187 calories10g carbs8g fat20g protein3g fiber2g sugar

I think I’m in love. I had to make arrows to fully glorify this slice of awesome. Had to. Couldn’t help it. I am the Quiche Queen. The title earns only slightly less respect than a Rodeo Queen.

Zucchini + Seitan + Shiitake Mushrooms + Tomatoes + Shallots + Eggs + Egg Whites + Soy Milk + Gruyere + Swiss + Goat Cheese + Paprika = Quiche of the Century.

per slice
187 calories
10g carbs
8g fat
20g protein
3g fiber
2g sugar


I think I’m in love. I had to make arrows to fully glorify this slice of awesome. Had to. Couldn’t help it. I am the Quiche Queen. The title earns only slightly less respect than a Rodeo Queen.

Seitan + Shiitake Mushrooms + Roasted Asparagus + Spinach + Gruyere + Swiss + Eggs + Egg Whites + Basil = Extreme Quiche.
Per Slice:213 cals11g carbs9g fat23g protein4g fiber2g sugar
A Girl and Her Quiches: A Love Story.
Oh man. Oh man, oh man. I took this quiche to a whole new level. It’s insanely good and stupid filling. Happy girl. 

Seitan + Shiitake Mushrooms + Roasted Asparagus + Spinach + Gruyere + Swiss + Eggs + Egg Whites + Basil = Extreme Quiche.

Per Slice:
213 cals
11g carbs
9g fat
23g protein
4g fiber
2g sugar

A Girl and Her Quiches: A Love Story.

Oh man. Oh man, oh man. I took this quiche to a whole new level. It’s insanely good and stupid filling. Happy girl. 

(Shiitake/Oyster/Baby Bella Mushrooms + Seitan + Eggs + Egg Whites + Gruyere + Swiss + Dijon + Cumin = Mushroom Seitan Quiche) + (Cauliflower + Lemon Juice + Dijon + Red Peppers +  Garlic + Parmesan = Marinated Cauliflower Salad.) + Goat Cheese = Lunch.
For the whole plate:287 calories16g carbs12g fat31g protein3g fiber4g sugar
Stop it. Just stop it. You taste so good in my mouth.
Adapted to make more me-friendly from Vegetarian Times x2.

(Shiitake/Oyster/Baby Bella Mushrooms + Seitan + Eggs + Egg Whites + Gruyere + Swiss + Dijon + Cumin = Mushroom Seitan Quiche) (Cauliflower + Lemon Juice + Dijon + Red Peppers +  Garlic + Parmesan = Marinated Cauliflower Salad.) + Goat Cheese = Lunch.

For the whole plate:
287 calories
16g carbs
12g fat
31g protein
3g fiber
4g sugar

Stop it. Just stop it. You taste so good in my mouth.

Adapted to make more me-friendly from Vegetarian Times x2.

Shiitake/Oyster/Baby Bella Mushrooms + Seitan + Eggs + Egg Whites + Gruyere + Swiss + Dijon + Cumin = Mushroom Seitan Quiche.
Makes 6 slices. Per slice:210 calories9g carbs8g fat26g protein1g fiber1g sugar
I have become a quiche expert. This one looks incredibly legit. I’m stupid excited to cut into it tomorrow.
Adapted from Vegetarian Times to make more me-friendly. (A crust? You must be kidding.)

Shiitake/Oyster/Baby Bella Mushrooms + Seitan + Eggs + Egg Whites + Gruyere + Swiss + Dijon + Cumin = Mushroom Seitan Quiche.

Makes 6 slices. Per slice:
210 calories
9g carbs
8g fat
26g protein
1g fiber
1g sugar

I have become a quiche expert. This one looks incredibly legit. I’m stupid excited to cut into it tomorrow.

Adapted from Vegetarian Times to make more me-friendly. (A crust? You must be kidding.)